Recent Movie Reviews

Claydays: Super Clayman Claydays: Super Clayman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Loved it!

I loved the animation and slapstick humor. I think you did a very good job making this. It was the perfect length too. The only complaint I have is that the sound quality was a bit low. Well done overall.

A stick (longer) A stick (longer)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

Poor stick. Anyway, this was good, I was pleasantly surprised. The animation and music were both good, and the flash was pretty funny. It could be a bit longer, and maybe have other gags besides the stick getting beat up, though.

A little China joke A little China joke

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


The animation was mediocre, the flash was too short, And the joke wasn't funny at all. Nothing funny about china wanting to bomb the U.S because of a lame joke.

Recent Game Reviews

Time Fcuk Time Fcuk

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can't believe I put off writing a review until now. This game is brilliantly designed. The controls work perfectly (even though the 3-button setup was confusing at first). The levels never get too frustrating and left me wanting more. Luckily, there's a shared levels option for that. Creating and playing online levels is an absolute blast, and I've played and rated probably over 500 maps. And every day I can expect more levels!
If i have one issue, it's that the story was bizarre. It was confusing, and I barely understood it at all. But I liked the creepy feel to the whole scenario. The comments coming from past and future selves made it even more surreal.
Let me put it this way: I never thought anything would surpass Metropolis Circuit as my favorite NG submission. This game proved me wrong. This is the best online game I can remember playing. And at 983 characters, this is by far the longest review I have ever written on the site. And Time Fcuk deserves every word.

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Bango! Bango!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game

it was a bit slow, and the jumping felt akward, but it was very clever and fun. I especially loved the burn the rope level! Great re-creation!

Epic Battle Fantasy Epic Battle Fantasy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Haha, great!

Very entertaining RPG satire. The animations were great and the game was funny (blowing things up to ridiculous proportions) and fun, though I could do with more shops, or at least quicker battles.

Recent Audio Reviews

Sonic 2 - Sky Chase Sonic 2 - Sky Chase

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice job

What's the BPM on this song? I'm thinking of including it in a music game, because I imagine it would be a fun one to play.

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PaulyBFromDa303 responds:

That would be awesome! It's 104 BPM. Thanks man

Dark Area Dark Area

Rated 5 / 5 stars


EXACTLY what I was looking for. You can expect this to be in a game cut-scene soon. It was hard to find something with this kind of mood on newgrounds.

The Crime Scene... The Crime Scene...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What I've been looking for!

This is exactly the type of thing I've been looking for: a simple, yet spooky music, like something's "out there". Mind if I use it in a game?

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MalTheDestroyer responds:

Not at all--go for it. :)

Recent Art Reviews

Twirl Twirl

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Looks an awful lot like Giygas (from Earthbound). It looks to much like a random swirl, though. I can't get any meaning or picture out of it.

Zephyr-Stormwing responds:

Its not suppose to have any meaning to it and it is just a random swirl. I just think it looks cool so I posted it here. But thanks for the review though.